I think my friend are playing a prank on me. The so called pulling-my-leg-scheme. He eventually gives me something pink. I repeat something PINK. Its not that i hate pink so much but he knows i prefer BLUE than pink. BLUE among all the colour and yet he gives me something pink. Its not i didn’t appreciate what he gives but still i think he just want to play this mortally joke on me.

And i did hang my pink stuff a keychain and a handphone holder. And as the result my friends goes:

Human being 1 :Since when do u like pink?

Human being 2 : Changing colour eyh?

Human being 3 : I don’t know you were into pink!

Human being 4 : Wah, so pink!!

Human being 5 : Huh, pink??

See, for one day how chaotic it was when i wear pink stuff or should i say i even have one. Haiz… And i have to go on telling the same story:

Me (so innocently): My friend give one. I can’t say no to him, it hard to resist. And he

sent that by post. So far away.

After that also my friend ask me 1001 question. Haiz so tired answering lor. Next time, just don’t give me pink stuff ok Michael?? And now today, he gave me this. So cute but its Pink. Haiz…. What to do??? I like it too…

I was happily playing or should i say skateboarding? A guy approach me and look at me. He watch me playing and i just ignore him because my Mom and Dad said never talked to stranger and i was so not interested talking to him because he did give me the LOOk. As if he was about to eat me. Scary duh.

And then he said something that i HATE so much. Im not girlish and bla…bla… The conversation was like killing me. Let see what he said that he really deserve my anger:

Guy : Hey you!

Me : Whats up??

Guy : You are not girlish playing skateboarding like that.

Me : Huh??

Guy : Not Malaysian kind off

Me : Whats your problem?

Guy : You kids now adays bring so much problem to us?

Me : Huh? How come..

Guy : Teenagers are problematique and causes trouble. Can’t do anything matter.

Me : Ok…

Then he smiles. Owh hes a cutie. But then i saw him coming with motorbikes a long with his friend. And then thats what he called hes a teen clean. Owh please…

Then i hollered back : So you have problems with skaters eyh??

And you think you are not the one causing problems?

Excuse me but you are the one causing problems..

Causing deaths and air pollution by driving crazily and what the

im getting your so called sarcasm.. Next time look before you

leap. Not only because im a girl you cant talked to me like that

or even tell me what to do. I SkaTe! Do u have any PrObLem

With ThaT?? And next time please talked with respect.

That guy left feeling rather startled because his friends are laughing straight at his face. Serve him right. So anyone else hate people who skate? You might as well give your point but before that i would like to warn you that i’m a school debater so i’m not one girl u can really mess with.BEWARE!!! Don’t tell me i don’t warn you!!!

Today, i went shopping with my sorta bro. Richard my Aunt Mei son. Owh yeah with his United Kingdom friend, Wilson a.k.a Will. He brought hes friend back for summer holiday. And he, Richard introduce me as his sister. And Will was like erm yeah??

So, the three of us went to the nearby shopping mall. Greentown Mall i know not so famous but who care we are there to have fun. So we sit at Starbuck at first enjoying the coffee, mocha and latte. And we had this boring conversation( for guys might not so):

Rich : Wah look at that!

Will : Whoa, so nice.

Me : What???

Rich : That lady over there.

Will : Wah, so hot. The leg so lean and look at the breast and hip and everything. She is

so hot.

Rich : Yeah, like JLo .

Me :Yeah, whatever you guys. She is so not…

Will : Don’t tell me that you are jealous? She is like Britney, duh..

Rich : Oit, Britney don’t have that kind of butt dude.

Me : Paiseh lor…

Will : Huh??

Rich : Owh…Look at that one so hot..

(Everyone might wonder why i don’t go like erm guys i’m right here and don’t wanna listen that whatever you had to say about girls or lady or women or whatever don’t have to be so surprise because i am so used of listening to it particularly because i grew up in all boys world) Haiz… What to do??

And then we went sight seeing. And then there is this shop with big entrance named LINGERIE and so i stepped inside. Well i wont if there is guys but something attract me like a magnet a nice looking and dazzling blue brassiere . Haiz Blue Bra i mean. As in blue bikini. So, i go there and look and just like asking about so and so. Totally forgetting that two guys are right behind me watching me with really fascinated look.

Duh.. so embarrassing. And then i just pick and said nice arh to the sales girls and then the sales girls just giggles and ask me to ask:

Sales girl : Tanyalah boyfriend awak?

(Ask your boyfriendla)

Me : Huh, sape??( lupa dua orang yg dibelakang)

Huh, who?? (forgetting the two guys behind me)

Sales girls : Belakang awaklah..

Behind you…

Me : Argh tidak .. Malunya..( tak sedar orang yang dibelakang)
Argh no..Embarrassing ( neverrealises them both)

Ni abang saya..Dan tu kawan saya ( sambil tu tunjuk kat Richard and

Willson)

Sales girls : o_0???

Wilson : Hey honey dear, it look so good on you. See the lining and pattern. I am sure

you look good in it.

Richard was like giving Wilson a bizarre look. I guess he was trying to act more brotherly. And he did pinch Wilson hands. I bet he must pitied me. And i was wondering what the sales girls might think. And whatever i just ask Richard to pay because he is the one having money. On the way back Rich and Will is still talking about Britney, JLO, Paris and i can’t remember. And Will said ” You are good at choosing. It was nice it reminds me of….. At that point i was like blushing red.. Next time no more guys…T_T

My ultra cool friend called. All the way from Stratford-Upon-Avon( Shakespeare birthplace)And we had ultra cool conversation as well. About my was BLUE hair remember. I meant that was the cool event that happen to me lately beside other than promotion of whatever Editor of the school magazine.

And my friend Natalie a.k.a Nat had been grounded again. You all might go ??? Well not for me. She always get herself into trouble. But she started the conversation with :

Nat : In normal person news, if you haven’t heard, I’m grounded again. Bet you’re just

stunned(Hah!)

Me : Nah…

Nat : Mom and Dad found out i got my tongue pierced. I told you i got it pierced, right?

Me : Yeah. And you did?? 0_0

Nat : Yeah of course. I said and i done it. Anywayas you can gues, this did not go over

well with Dr. Monshreade, DDS. He gave me a half-hour lecture on risk

of fracturing my molars with the stud.

Me : Owh…( Nothing much that can i say actually)

Nat : Doesn’t fracture my molar with a stud sounds vaguely kinky?LOL..

Me : LOL.. yeah sorta it got the sound… and again LOL.

Nat : Though he did stop short of reaching into my mouth to remove it.

Me : Good for you or it will be so wasted.

Nat : WHY does my father have to be dentist? Im grounded and not suppose to use the

phone and by the way calling you was like so expensive. If Dr. Monshreade know,

im dead. In any case, you can email me whenever cause im not leaving my room for

the reminder of the decade.

Me : Ok, got that. Loud and clear but you are allowed to use the computer?

Nat : I lie that i have to do my assignment so my Dad have no choice and he end up

giving the privilleges. I just wish he let me to go out with my friend and phone and

everything back. Anyway next time colour your hair Black..

Me : LOL and whatever Nat. In the heart still remind of my glorious time with my

hair T_T .

Nat : Ok bye.. Got to go and see ya.

Me : Yeah bye. Talk to you later.

In my opinion i WAS thinking maybe i could get a stud. I meant neither my Mom nor my Dad is a dentist so we are not going to have the conversation like the risk of fracturing your molar with the stud. Wahaha …. Forget it my Dad will go poof AGAIN if i EVER did that…

Yeah.. it was like my new trend.. I would like to emphasis on the word WAS . Yeah was which mean no longer or it was already past or past tense. Whateverlah.. i DID colour my hair BLUE. Because of many reasons:

1) I love BLUE so much

2) I have many BLUE clothes( just checkout my wardrobe and all you can see is blue)

3) I have BLUE shoes

4) BLUE so trendy

5) Just showing my BLUE feeling

So dont you think colouring my hair BLUE would be so nice??? Don’t you.. Whatever but i do think it look nice.. Pretty darn nice and smoking hot.. By the way i got pretty nice haircut too. I think so.. Well short and eMo kind of style. I am sorta into the style. Just the style. I repeat the STYLE only. And i thought black mascara was sorta cool on me..

ANd by the way im not colouring all my hair. I repeat it was just part of it ok? Like a stripe on couple of places. Gee those i dunno i think it was 24 hours back then. Before my father ask me to cut it off.. huhuhu( so sad still crying T_T) I mean i was coloring it because CORPSE die. Corpse my Hamster. Actually don’t know what it had to do with CORPSE but what was wrong with it?? Haiz..T_T

And then my DAD cut it off. Why do my DAD have to be some professional pro at cutting hair. He is NOT a BARBER but hes so good at scissors. T_T And the worst part off it i don’t have any pic to show that i did it because my HANDPHONE was with my MOM.. Haiz…T_T

Moral of the story don’t colour your hair because your parents might know it. But you colour it BLUE at first place was like to show off to other people am i right? Whateverlah.. I so sad want today T_T.

one of my hamster DIED! oh my..i am a PET KILLER..! he died because of…………..

ermm..i don’t know..he just…DEAD!?

he left his thing  behind…how sad? i just got him for 2 days(maybe only 26 hours)…

but my dad said it was NOT my fault.. the hamster already sick when he bought it..he think i can take a good care to the hamster..

but..i haven’t give him a name yet!

oh yeah..i got one..

i want to name him…

CORPSE

i ruined my new t-shirt!!! the iron is to0 HOT! and made my shirt MELT~~ i don’t even knew a shirt can melt!!(i only wear it once!)

and i lost my identity card…but i found it already..it’s under my bed! i’ve no idea my ic can walked that far from my purse~

mummy said to me..if this week i survive without RUIN @ BROKE @ DAMAGE @ KILL @ LOST anything..she will give me my handphone back!

but..it’s hard..every day..there’s somethin died (damage etc.)

oh….i’m so0 clumsy..even my bro called me a KLUTZ! oh well..at least i dun have a cat..so nothing will die this week~~(except for the hamster)..oh yeah! i have hamsters..i hope every single of them still alive and survive for this week! i really want my card back..

for ur info..eventhough i’m so clumsy and always ruined and lost my stuff.. i NEVER EVER lost my handphone! hahahha..

maybe i should STOP complaining to my mum… i will shut my self if my stuff missing again..blaaalalala…

Ok… This morning I went to the hospital for my regular check up. I mean it was on Thursday. Today I was suppose to donate my blood. Donate??? Ok… not. But however i call it donate actually the docs want the blood. Wahaha… I call them vampire blood sucker… Whatever.. I was sitting down and waiting for my turn happily… I am a happy girl… Seriously i was giving my contagious smile and infected every one with it. Wahaha…

And than there is this aunty( a chinese aunty). Hehe.. i call everyone that looks like my granny aunty and those who are like my mom sister.. I was one of the weird crazy looking girl.. I went to the hospital looking my best with all blue from the top to bottom and  black mascara looking emo. That was just for fun. Anyway, being infected by my smile the aunty start talking to me.  At first I thought she was talking to the aunty next to me but then since she was looking  at my face i realised she WAS talking to me after all.

And she was talking in Mandarin in exact. And i was like ok. So we happily chit chat in Mandarin for like i don’t know 30 minutes or something. Mind you we had such slow services in the hospital. And after that shockingly she was speaking to me in Hokkien. So, i go gagagaga??? Having trouble understanding what shes trying to say. Excuse me my Hokkien was so poor. And the only word i know is kia which mean child.

And then i just listenlah.. What to do?? I don’t understand ma.. Haiz… Then after so long we chit chat and laugh she finally said:

Makcik    : Pandai awak cakap bahasa Cina, ye?[ u can speak in chinese?]

Adyla      : Huh,makcik boleh cakap Melayu?[ huh, aunty can speak Malay?]

Makcik    : Tentulah, kan makcik tinggal kat Malaysia?[ of course, i am  

                      malaysian lor]

Adyla       : Ye, ye…(smiling) ( Dalam hati susah aku je cakap dalam bahasa    

                    cina)[ Yes...yes trouble me by speaking chinese only]

Then she ask me to write my address in Chinese. No…. I can’t even write in Chinese and my pinyin was weird and so so only. Then luckily for me her turn had come and then she went to see the doctor… Fuh… lucky me?? I better learn to write something else beside my name Adyla Xing Ai An.. And some reading too….

my cat( not actually my cat but then always in front of my house one, so we are like ok thats my cat) died after i gave him dog’s food but..that’s not hundred percent my fault though..who knows cat doesn’t eat dog’s food?( actually my bro buy wrong food already, so i just feedla)

i asked my dad for a new pet and he refused! i’m so0o0 disappointed(not really!)..

my dad said i can have FISH instead of dog! but we already had fish…who need fish? fishie are so0o WhaTever! they just swim in the tank waiting for someone to give them food…plus, i can’t touch them too… maybe i just ask my dad to buy fishie and quietly i will FRY them at night!! hahaha..thinking of that make my stomach growling..(euwww…)…or maybe i should make a barbeque..yummy!

urmm..there’s one time when my lil bro bought a fish and named her(i think it’s her?) GOLDFISHIE..(it’s a goldfish!).. and i was responsible to feed her when my lil bro go to school trip..but i TOTALLY and ABSOLUTELY forgot to feed her..she died TRAGICALLY after suffered for 4 days..!

after that my lil bro called me PET KILLER! sob*sob*

but dad!! i promised after i get a new dog.. i will NEVER EVER feed him cat’s food! (i will be delight if u buy paris hilton’s dog’s TWIN!) hahahha.. I mean i ask for snake you wont give right???And my mom would like freak out already…

but..after i rethink..i don’t need a pet after all.. because maybe i become a murderer once again~

Holiday or holly die??? What the stupid shit term they even use at my school. I mean happy holiday everyone. Excuse me, how to have holiday when you have ton of homework???? (*_*) Huh??? Gee….. I guess people just don’t have nicer term. It should be erm happy devilish holiday…

Gosh… homework all the time. All work and no play makes adyla a dull girl. Ok not true i just injure my ankle during skateboarding just now. And it still paining and its killing me. And yeah i was like spending my time on my guitar trying to figure out what the hell im trying to play. I don’t even know whether whats whats and gee… what the f**k i was trying to do. Ok no swearing.

But still please, how many day are the holidays and they were giving homework like it was erm we are off for two months. And this definitely a good sign when my skin is dry and when im angry because its bad for the skin..

Homework damn lot.. Got to go now…